hAI intro post time because i need to make one

Yo im dottie! Im acespec and i go by any pronouns!

Im 18! (YIPPEE !!)

I also go by bee, ursa and berry!

Id like to call myself an artist but i think that would be a lie

I sometimes reblog dsmp stuff but i do not support the dteam or dream himself

I draw mostly toh fanart but i dont post it often but i do write fanfiction

Dni If: Dteam stan/supporter (yall are hella weird), proshippers, (NO)MAP, NSFW, neo-nazi, transphobic, homophobic, racist, zoophile, anti-therian, nicki minaj stan, a ranboo anti, urbanslug/urbanSPOOK defenders

To all proshippers: i hope your pillow is the opposite temperature you want it at, i hope you have an itch on your back you cant get to, i hope your bed gets infested with bedbugs, i hope your favorite show gets cancelled in the middle of a season, i hope you get overcharged while getting groceries, i hope your pets run away from you, i hope all of your plushies get infested with spiders, and i hope the food you buy is one day away from expiring!😘

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Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

I would like to issue a formal apology to this website for kickstarting the horse plinko meme .

I just came up with a horrible drawing game.

I just came up with a horrible drawing game.

First artist draws a human OC, second artist draws that OC's fursona. Third artist draws a humanized version of that fursona without seeing the original OC, fourth artist draws a fursona for that character. So on and so forth.

also known as "tewephone :3c"

TEWEPHONE OH MY GOD

im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]

im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]

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i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

My cat absolutely does this. What’s more, she has learned that she can demand that one human fix the behavior of another human.

I was in the bathroom one day. The door was closed, which is of course a Crime Against Felinity. The cat had been complaining about this for several minutes. I told her I would be out in a few.

I then heard the “follow me” meow from down the hall, and my husband saying “what?”

The next thing I heard was my husband’s voice at the bathroom door. “The cat just led me right here, and now she’s looking at me like, ‘Here. You talk to her. She seems to listen to you.’”

Yes. My cat has learned to speak to the manager.

I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.

I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.

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